Over the last few years I have accumulated quite
a large amount of very funny material.
Most of it has simply arrived in my e-mail box. ETNI
members and other friends have posted the material and instead of deleting
the messages I have saved them. I knew that I would find good use for this
material as a teacher.
Perhaps, you
will also choose to bring a smile to your students' lips
You will be able to read how other teachers have used this material.
Report what you have done and I'll add your experience to the site.
Unfortunately, I can not give
credit to the authors or the compilers; in most cases the credit didn't
appear in the e-mail messages
.
COMPUTER RELATED
- The Creation According to Microsoft brilliant!
- You know you are an Internet Junkie when...
- Why God was not given tenure For those in academia
- Remember when a computer was...
- Upgrading a boyfriend Has some merit
- The funny side of technical support
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FILLING IN FORMS
- Funny sentences from accident insurance form It never fails to raise a smile.
- More of the same
- Funny sentences from Welfare Department forms
- From forms - assorted
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SPELLING
- A very funny article about bringing vowels to Bosnia
- The EEC's proposal to simplify English spelling
- An English spelling lesson (poem)
- Our Strange Language (poem)
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SIGNS FROM AROUND THE WORLD
- Signs from around the world I know this well and I still laugh when I reread it.
- More Signs
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FUNNY STATEMENTS MADE BY KIDS
- The World According to Student Bloopers Wonderful!
- A collection of funny statements made by kids
- Maxine Tsvaigrach's collection of Bagrut
Bloopers
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QUOTES
- Maxine Tsvaigrach's favorite quotes This is a wonderful collection of quotes which Maxine used in class ("Yud Bet" and Native Speakers)
- Amusing quotes
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THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
- Proper rules for writing good English
- Ambiguous headlines
- Top 50 Oxymorons
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MISCELLANEOUS
- The Plan How policy is made
- Disorder in the Court: a Collection of 'Transquips' by Richard Lederer
- Dr. Suess-style Haggadah
- A christmas present. The language may be offensive, so be warned. Extremely funny!
- Questions to ponder
- A telephone conversation Side splittingly funny conversation between a hotel guest and room service in a hotel in the Far East! Give it time. Don't give up!
- Weird laws Did you know that in Chicago, Illinois, it is illegal to fish in pajamas?
- Axioms of life A collection of
"axioms":
Save the whales. Collect the whole set - FRANCE CIA type Fact Book information on France. I laughed out loud a number of times. It would be a good idea to use this piece with the short story "Mr. know-all"
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the above address has replaced all the other addresses that you might find
on the site. I am trying to get to every reference to my old addresses
which no longer function. It is a time consuming task (that I do not have
the time for!). Please remember to contact me only at this address.
