Over the last few years I have accumulated quite
a large amount of very funny material.
Most of it has simply arrived in my e-mail box. ETNI
members and other friends have posted the material and instead of deleting
the messages I have saved them. I knew that I would find good use for this
material as a teacher.
Perhaps, you
will also choose to bring a smile to your students' lips
Unfortunately, I can not give credit to the authors or the compilers; in most cases the credit didn't appear in the e-mail messages .
COMPUTER RELATED
- The Creation According to Microsoft brilliant!
- You know you are an Internet Junkie when...
- Why God was not given tenure For those in academia
- Remember when a computer was...
- Upgrading a boyfriend Has some merit
- The funny side of technical support
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FILLING IN FORMS
- Funny sentences from accident insurance form It never fails to raise a smile.
- More of the same
- Funny sentences from Welfare Department forms
- From forms - assorted
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SPELLING
- A very funny article about bringing vowels to Bosnia
- The EEC's proposal to simplify English spelling
- An English spelling lesson (poem)
- Our Strange Language (poem)
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SIGNS FROM AROUND THE WORLD
- Signs from around the world I know this well and I still laugh when I reread it.
- More Signs
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FUNNY STATEMENTS MADE BY KIDS
- The World According to Student Bloopers Wonderful!
- A collection of funny statements made by kids
- Maxine Tsvaigrach's collection of Bagrut
Bloopers
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QUOTES
- Maxine Tsvaigrach's favorite quotes This is a
wonderful collection of quotes which Maxine used in class ("Yud Bet" and
Native Speakers)
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THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
- Proper rules for writing good English
- Ambiguous headlines
- Top 50 Oxymorons
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MISCELLANEOUS
- The Plan How policy is made
- Disorder in the Court: a Collection of 'Transquips' by Richard Lederer
- Dr. Suess-style Haggadah
- A christmas present. The language may be offensive, so be warned. Extremely funny!
- Questions to ponder
- A telephone conversation Side splittingly funny conversation between a hotel guest and room service in a hotel in the Far East! Give it time. Don't give up!
- Weird laws Did you know that in Chicago, Illinois, it is illegal to fish in pajamas?
- Axioms of life A collection of
"axioms":
Save the whales. Collect the whole set - FRANCE CIA type Fact Book information on France. I laughed out loud a number of times. It would be a good idea to use this piece with the short story "Mr. know-all"
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